Thursday, March 30, 2006

Oracles Show the Future!

Oracle pulled out of the ITAA upon learning of his Senate bid. It seems the company believes GOP Sen. George Allen, the man Miller would unseat, is doing a fine job. "It concerned many of us at Oracle that ... Miller would consider challenging Senator Allen, considering the great things he's done," Oracle legal VP Robert Hoffman said in an E-mail.


What can we learn from the people at Oracle? That Harris Miller, according to the future, will not be Senator. This means he will be Governor.

UPDATE: This post was a joke! People need to calm down. Now, back to serious blogging.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, you are stupid

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Foghorn Leghorn said...

I say, I say, boy, don't listen to this anonymous curmugeon. He's got an icecycle in his toocus.

10:53 AM  
Anonymous Not Andy Resnick said...

Exactly, the fix is in. Oracle has endorsed Harris Miller for Governor in 2009.

Once Miller is Governor, he will pass a law requiring you to pay a dollar just to say the word "Oracle."

Oracle, Oracle, Oracle, Oracle, Oracle.

See, that'll cost you $5 in a few years, so say it while you can.

11:41 AM  
Blogger harrismillerfan said...

Ok, this post was a joke! You guys take everything so seriously!

12:11 PM  

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