Friday, March 24, 2006

No More Spiderman

Ok, I know I do lose some credibility for being such a Harris Miller fan, but here is the argument that I think will demonstrate to even the most ardent James Webb worshiper that it’s best for Virginia's Democratic party that Mr. Webb gracefully drops his current bid for Senate.

Refute this, Webblogs (get it?):

1) If Webb beats out Miller for the nomination, then Miller does not get to run a statewide campaign.
2) Without a statewide campaign, Miller’s name ID will not be high enough to capture the Governorship in 2009.
3) Harris Miller is a Mark Warner style Democrat, i.e. he is extremely electable as Governor.
4) The only way that Miller can become Governor in 2009 is if Webb abandons his 2006 Senate run.

Q.E.D – Webb, to practically guarantee that Miller is elected Governor in 2009 must abandon his campaign!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is completely idiotic, but I love the Spiderman nickname

10:49 AM  
Blogger Miller For Governor said...

I'm wearing spiderman underwear right now!!!!!!!!!!!:):) HEE HEE HEE

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Sponge Bob said...

I have Spiderman Underoos, but I only wear them when I make a mess in my Sponge Bob jammies.

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why can't people take this seriously?

12:40 PM  
Blogger Dannyboy said...

"Why can't people take this seriously?"

Because it's absolutely ridiculous.

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dannyboy be gone!!!!!!

12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jim Webb is such a badass that Spiderman has Jim Webb underwear!

3:49 PM  
Blogger The Richmond Democrat said...

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4:06 PM  
Blogger The Richmond Democrat said...

Damn you "Harrismillerfan" for your well-thought out and irrefutable logic.

Plus, Warner got all his name recognition from running for Senate against Warner.

If only we could convince George Allen to change his name to "George Miller," or perhaps even "George Warner."

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another gem by JC Wilmore!!!

4:23 PM  

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